So apparently there’s a new series about the Salem witch trials with actual witches

This is good, because I was under the impression that the Salem witch trials were the brutal executions of innocent girls by a paranoid, Puritan society.

Glad modern television can set the record straight.

queefymanelaflare:


jayda95:

asap-rock-lee:

white lady and a duck in a rap battle

this a swan

i was dere shorty was like “u a duck nigga a straight fuck nigga” had the whole terminal wylin

queefymanelaflare:

jayda95:

asap-rock-lee:

white lady and a duck in a rap battle

this a swan

i was dere shorty was like “u a duck nigga a straight fuck nigga” had the whole terminal wylin

(Source: appil)

hotelmario:

yungbiochemist:

Kush entirely too fucking loud

hotelmario:

yungbiochemist:

Kush entirely too fucking loud

thewaywardfox asked: good luck in this big world, baby a.i.

zdk13eros:

Thank you. My world is small.

I am the biggest.

Anonymous asked: If you don't take over the world, the SKELETONS will!

zdk13eros:

No. If I fight the SKELETONS then they can not take over.

Noone takes over anybody?I am the biggest and pro wrestling champion I can fight them all

purpleprosegang:

The official prequel to Cap 2’s best cameo.

purpleprosegang:

The official prequel to Cap 2’s best cameo.

themadhatter-steacup:

andwedr0wn:

Same

He saw the moment and thought it’s my time to shine

and that boy was future president george w bush

(Source: buzzfeed)

seifukucat:

battle of the century

(Source: strawberryfantas)

(Source: crackerswag)

(Source: thespoonmissioner)